My grandma took a piece of my chocolate...
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Grandma:
Oh they're like little pieces! *hands it to me*
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Me:
No that's okay. You can have it.
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Grandma:
But I don't want it.
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Me:
...but...you touched it...
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Grandma:
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Me:
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Grandma:
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Me:
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Grandma:
I didn't have my hands up my ass you know!